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Monday, 7 May 2012

Arabic...Nike's...Eye candy & an ex...


Arabic is the language of love and poetry. I am not sure there is any other language that makes poetry this beautiful – and I know only a little of it. “la la lala, bas el sa… lei….wahash…eh la kulu… lei fey kulu, mel mel biti…keda mosh sahl…” and it goes. I intentionally left out the ‘habibi’ part. This is why I have said over and over again that I am going to learn Arabic until it’s the language of my soul. Not to mention I have an Arab lover, he does not know this yet but he will find out soon enough that I am the one he has been waiting for. Sometimes I think he shut me out because once when I was harassed in Egypt I told the world on Facebook, before I could determine who could and could not see my postings that I hated Arab men. Do I sound like a stalker? Please do not answer.

This afternoon I am positioned as a writer sitting on a high bar like chair in the kitchen overlooking lentil fields and listening to Arabic music. I had weird dreams last night that I was sitting for a high school exam. Twice now I have had the same dream. Either I am getting prepared for a test or there is some kind of transformation coming up. I can’t really interpret dreams, yet I think this one has some significance to it. He just asked me where my second trainer was. I left my sneakers at the kitchen door adjoining the garage. He thinks the wind blew it when it blew open the door. I can’t see it across the fields or the yard. He thinks we should check at the next farm, because while he was fixing the Volvo head light for our trip tomorrow he left the garage outward door open and the dogs from the farm across could have taken it. We leave tomorrow at exactly 11:15am. 

Last week at 11:45am there was a sizzling border guard who seemed sweet on me at the border. So we have decided that whenever we have to go to Canada we will leave when he is at his shift. This is what it has come to. Even if nothing happens with him, this will be enough eye candy. I decided to start heading across the other farm on foot, he came driving towards me and said he had found it at the next farm. It was right by the door. Why or why do dogs think this is funny? These are the best sneakers I have had in my life! They are grey and pink and are Nike’s! Even though they cost about $100 dollars I was only given them as a gift. I have already spent an hour trying to understand the mind of a dog. Why steal a shoe and take it to your home and leave it outside the front door? If you are stealing anything go hide it. And then there were shoes right at the front door belonging to him and yet they still went for mine that were in the garage! My sense is that they came looking for the English mastiff we put to sleep and because she is nowhere to be found, they probably think the person with the new smell must have something to do with her whereabouts.

You know how therapists think that when you finally start raising your voice as opposed to being polite there is hope for a relationship. Well, I just raised my voice in an email to my ex who clearly has some kind of moral or mental problem: is there a difference? And even I know this is the end, or it was a long time. I am so fed up of being polite and going around in circles. When I listen to Amr Diab singing ‘B2adem 2lby’ I honestly feel like I am making love and when I listen to Wust-el Balad singing, ‘Arabily’ I think of the main singer’s eyes. I used to hang out with him and his friends at a little coffee shop on Falaki Street in Cairo. I tried having a crush on him but I kept remembering that he was married. 

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